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Post by Fat Bob on Oct 8, 2012 11:30:18 GMT
Do you cook up spam in your Uber kitchen?
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Post by faz on Oct 8, 2012 14:46:16 GMT
Uberspam
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Post by minesamojito on Oct 8, 2012 16:25:22 GMT
Spammie Uber alles
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Post by cannyfradock on Oct 8, 2012 16:42:17 GMT
I've just sent the OP into syber space....along with his IP address....hope that's the end of him/her/it.
Terry
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Post by faz on Oct 8, 2012 18:38:39 GMT
I find it intriguing how poor the spammers posts are. I think the majority of them are done by bots rather than people as they are about as subtle as a brick. There sure are some talented IT people out there using their talents to get on everyone's nerves!
PS VIagra anyone??
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Post by spinal on Oct 9, 2012 22:02:12 GMT
Please! Can you send it to my dear uncle in Nigeria? He will pay you by transferring $20m to your account, and all you have to do is send him some money beforehand to process the transaction...
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Post by Fat Bob on Oct 9, 2012 23:52:25 GMT
I have never used Viagra but if anyone wants some by accident I have loads.
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Post by minesamojito on Oct 10, 2012 5:06:14 GMT
by accident mate? that's got to be a good story!! cheers marcus
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Post by faz on Oct 10, 2012 16:05:59 GMT
He went to the doctors with a stiff neck but something got lost in translation.....
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Post by Fat Bob on Oct 10, 2012 18:17:43 GMT
It does sound a bit strange...
My French Doc is a good old boy he always nips out for a fag when I see him.
He speaks 90% English and things do get mixed up in conversation.
Last year I went to see him and he said he needed my help he had a problem with his wife.
I thought no bloomin' wonder as the previous time he was telling me about his girlfreind that was twenty years younger than him and she was wearing him out.
So while his request was formulating in my mind he added would I go to his house...
I was definitely getting perplexed and bemused now...
I really wasn't quite sure what to say.
I was starting to wonder what sort of Tom Sharpian scenario I was getting into when he added that his car was broken and his wife couldn't pick him up.
Swimming for the only life line I could see that had no strings attached (mixed metaphor alert), I asked if he just needed a lift home.
He said yes and I'll show you my house.
It was 5.30pm when I took him back to his house which was an old converted barn. He lit up a cigarette and offered me whisky.
I made my excuses as I only drink single malt and no alcohol passes my lips before 8pm - I have to limit my intake somehow.
The reason I have various sorts of viagra is that there a few medics in my family and they always bring loads of prescription stuff apparently 'just in case' and leave them behind after.
I couldn't work out what some were so I googled them only to discover they were genetics or variants of viagra.
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Post by h12rpo on Oct 10, 2012 21:35:29 GMT
Hehe brilliant!
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Post by bookemdanno on Oct 11, 2012 6:24:09 GMT
I'd rather not take anything that might be called Niagra, tho!
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Post by faz on Oct 11, 2012 7:17:50 GMT
The Viagra falls point upwards rather than down!
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Post by minesamojito on Oct 11, 2012 10:55:28 GMT
Ha! Brilliant, knew there would be a good story mate Cheers Marcus
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