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Post by cannyfradock on Aug 2, 2012 11:51:10 GMT
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Post by Fat Bob on Aug 2, 2012 18:15:40 GMT
My dog has problems with his kidneys so is on a very low protein diet.
He thinks we are starving him rather than giving him a longer healthier life - he will now forage anything this week he ate the tomatoes on a plant in the garden - even waited for them to ripen.
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Post by faz on Aug 2, 2012 19:37:42 GMT
I wondered why my strawberry harvest was so poor this year - it later turned out that our new dog (shit tzu/pomeranian cross) was helping herself to all of them. I only realised when I found her sitting in the raised bed with red lips and a mouth that smelled of strawberries. The wife had even been collecting jam jars as she was planning on making jam - looks like they'll have to be saved for another year!!
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Post by bookemdanno on Aug 4, 2012 21:00:59 GMT
My dog has no nose....
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Post by faz on Aug 4, 2012 21:09:53 GMT
Really? How does he smell?
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Post by turkey on Aug 4, 2012 21:35:04 GMT
awful?
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Post by faz on Aug 5, 2012 7:49:06 GMT
Badoom Tshhhhh!
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Post by cannyfradock on Aug 5, 2012 8:10:31 GMT
You guys must be in cahoots with each other to come out with 3 one liners from 3 different members ....on the same topic...brilliant!!!
I was thinking of transferring a few of the humour threads over from the old forum (still thinking)....there's some pretty good one's.....and pretty bad one's. Please feel free to start new threads.
Terry
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Post by jonlovepizza on Aug 6, 2012 0:10:39 GMT
If you get an email telling you that you can catch Swine Flu from tins of ham then delete it. It's Spam.
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Post by jonlovepizza on Aug 6, 2012 0:12:16 GMT
The wife left a note on the fridge door "It's not working and I can't take it anymore!! I've gone to stay at my mum's!" I opened the fridge, the light came on, the beer was cold... hell knows what she was on about!
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