Post by jonlovepizza on Jan 12, 2013 16:49:20 GMT
I recently picked a new primary care doctor. After two visits and exhaustive lab tests, he said I was doing 'fairly well' for my age. I just turned 'sixty-ish'.
A little concerned about that comment, I couldn't resist asking him "Do you think I'll live to be 80?" He asked "Do you smoke tobacco, or drink beer, wine or hard liquor?" "Oh no" I replied. "I'm not doing drugs, either!"
Then he asked "Do you eat rib-eye steaks and barbecued ribs?" "I said "Not much... my former doctor said that all red meat is very unhealthy!"
"Do you spend a lot of time in the sun, like playing golf, boating, sailing, hiking, or bicycling?" "No I don't" I said.
He asked, "Do you gamble, drive fast cars or have a lots of sex?" "No" I said. He looked at me and said "Then, why do you give a f%ck?"
A little concerned about that comment, I couldn't resist asking him "Do you think I'll live to be 80?" He asked "Do you smoke tobacco, or drink beer, wine or hard liquor?" "Oh no" I replied. "I'm not doing drugs, either!"
Then he asked "Do you eat rib-eye steaks and barbecued ribs?" "I said "Not much... my former doctor said that all red meat is very unhealthy!"
"Do you spend a lot of time in the sun, like playing golf, boating, sailing, hiking, or bicycling?" "No I don't" I said.
He asked, "Do you gamble, drive fast cars or have a lots of sex?" "No" I said. He looked at me and said "Then, why do you give a f%ck?"
