Post by conic on Feb 7, 2013 18:23:10 GMT
A man out shopping crashes his trolly into another mans trolly.
Man 1, Sorry about that, I was looking for my wife and was not paying attention.
Man 2, What a coincidence, I am looking for my wife too
Man 1, Maybe we can help each other, "what does yours look like?
Man 2, Oh She is 24, Tall, long blonde hair, Green Eyes, long long legs, big firm boobs, she is wearing tight white shorts, a tight top and no bra. What does your wife look like.
Man 1, Doesn't matter, lets look for yours..
boom boom.
To be polically correct, If your a lady then just change man1 and man 2 for women 1 and women 2 and swap the bitsv round a bit. if your gay then choose whichever with any bits you want to make it fit..
If your one of them who dont like anybody , then be careful you dont bump into anybody at the supermarket.
Conic
Man 1, Sorry about that, I was looking for my wife and was not paying attention.
Man 2, What a coincidence, I am looking for my wife too
Man 1, Maybe we can help each other, "what does yours look like?
Man 2, Oh She is 24, Tall, long blonde hair, Green Eyes, long long legs, big firm boobs, she is wearing tight white shorts, a tight top and no bra. What does your wife look like.
Man 1, Doesn't matter, lets look for yours..
boom boom.
To be polically correct, If your a lady then just change man1 and man 2 for women 1 and women 2 and swap the bitsv round a bit. if your gay then choose whichever with any bits you want to make it fit..
If your one of them who dont like anybody , then be careful you dont bump into anybody at the supermarket.
Conic
